BOBBY FISHSCALE'S SCALES AIN'T GOT NO CLUTCH

This here's a tale 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery dude, always makin' moves. But he had one flaw: scales ain't got no clutch. Like when he tried to convince that dame to lend him her money, those scales just wouldn't deliver. And when it came to a fight, Bobby's scales were about as helpful as a chocolate fireguard. He was more like